Friday, October 31, 2008

Male Multi Task Driving

To put this in perspective, how many of you have either seen or should be convicted of a putting on make-up while driving. Well ladies - here is your break because this one is about a guy.

Ok - I'm driving down a major interstate here in Phoenix, I-17 to be exact at the height of rush hour. Known for quick slow downs and more accidents in a day than a baby in need of changed diapers!

Driving a Dodge Ram 1500, I have the luxury of being elevated. Looking down in front of me is an older model white car. The driver is some guy with a camo ball cap on. I notice the car is swaying periodically to the right. First thought - bad alignment..?? Second thought - maybe a little to much "sweet tea"..??

Oh but no. The cause of this fine piece of motor skill is do to the amazing multi-task driving ability. The guy is in deep conversation on his cell phone, left hand. In the right hand he has his cigarette. Everytime he goes to ash, he takes his right hand (only hand) off the wheel across the body to flick the ashes out the window!

MORON!!

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